Funny quotes and aphorisms:
Lady Nancy Astor: “Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.”
Churchill: “Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.”
Author: Winston Churchill
Topic: Wife, Husband, Funny
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“Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”
Author: WOODY ALLEN
TOPIC: Wife, Funny
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“I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor
Topic: Men, Women, Wealth, Funny
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“When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it’s longer than any hour. That’s relativity.”
Author: Albert Einstein
Topic: Time, Funny
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“He had a clear conscience. Never used it”.
Author: Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topic: Conscience, Funny
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“I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.”
Author: Muhammad Ali
Topic: Self-confidence, Funny
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“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.”
Author: WOODY ALLEN
TOPIC: Life, Funny
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